Holy, Caped Crusader!

Greetings, my fellow mortals.
This past week it was revealed that Kathy Kane, also known as Batwoman, is a Lesbian. She made this announcement in a press conference that many of the nation's drive-by media covered. Her outing as a gay, middle-aged woman of wealth, power, and influence was as unexpected as her return to crime-fighting after such a long hiatus.
I ask simply, Why? Why does this fantastic, red-haired woman, a woman who is wealthy enough to stay out of the mainstream for much of the last two decades, come out and announce that she is a lesbian? Was she pushed by the Left-wing Liberals who feel that they need to have as many famous people outted as possible to advance their agendas of forced-diversity throughout American culture? Was she forced to announce her sexual orientation before some trash tabloid outed her on its shocking front page? Did she do it because she is a proud woman, who is equally proud to be Gay?
Kathy Kane is a very beautiful woman whom many an American male would give their souls to be seen with, let alone make love to. Many famous persons, from Bruce Wayne to Stephen Grant, have been linked at one time or another to Ms. Kane. Although she has been seen at times with an unidentified female Gotham Police detective, it was widely thought she was simply a woman who enjoyed fast cars, famous men, and the occasional thrill of the chase when it came to crime-fighting. Now it has been revealed that she has been in seclusion these past years to protect herself from the drama of tabloid journalism. The question still must be asked, why did she feel the need to declare herself a lesbian after all these years?
For the past twenty years, the Gay and Lesbian communities have been gaining acceptance throughout American society. To be a gay man, or lesbian woman, is no longer a big deal. We have many famous people, from Rosey and Melissa, to the Queer Eye Guys, on television and in movies. To be outted is no longer a full-on media feeding frenzy it once was.
Unfortunately, the Gay and Lesbian community, pushed by a Liberal Media/Politico agenda no doubt, have been forced to begin taking political stands where the Hetero community does not want them. Not much of the country gives much of a care as to the sexual orientation of historic figures, and yet now the preferences of many Gay and Lesbian figures, who may have never wanted it publicly know while they were alive, are being outted by many west-coast liberal schools. This forced outing is a violation of personal privacy!
I'm sure there are millions of men and women, or all ages, that do not want the entire nation to know their private sexual desires. And yet, these liberals are pushing for every person of fame or influence to declare their sexual orientation. I'm sure that if Hillary felt it would assure her the White House in '08 she, too, would out herself. Not that anyone would be surprised!
Most of America doesn't care whether Gay Men and Lesbian Woman live together as spouses. Even getting "married" didn't bother too many. That is until somebody had to go and make it a federal case. The next thing you know, the righteous are pushing for an unneeded Constitutional Amendment, while the liberal-leftists are screaming for equal rights. They even have the balls, in some cases, to compare the plight of the homosexual community to the struggles of Blacks in the last century. What the Hell? Are they serious?
Sexual behavior, orientation, and desire should be kept private, between the parties involved. The law states that an employer cannot ask a person's sexual orientation when applying for a job, and yet a radical few are demanding they be recognized as a separate group, elevated above all others, or else. To be homosexual is in no way equal to being a racial minority. Separatism, to define individuals with labels, is against the very basis of the Constitution, and yet this is the basis of nearly every Liberal policy out there. Why do we have to label ourselves at all? Why do we feel the need to bash our Government when they pry into our personal lives, and yet do the same when they do not recognize us as labeled groups? The Government does not need to be getting involved, at any level, in our sex lives. Keep your sexual orientations to yourselves, out of each other's face, off the TV news and out of the print media, and everyone will live happier lives.
Don't ask, don't tell, don't throw it my face!
I think that's pretty easy to understand, right?
I have Gay friends, and I have Lesbian friends. Their sexual orientation is not the first thing, middle thing, or last thing in any conversation. It's not My business unless you make it My business. It's not the Government's business unless you make it the Government's business. It's not the Media's business unless you make it the Media's business.
I just hope Kathy Kane, a.k.a. Batwoman, came out for the right reasons, and not the wrong ones. I hope all of you out there in the Gay and Lesbian community did it for the right reasons, and not the wrong ones.
Live Happy, my Collegues. Give respect and you'll get respect. Do not expect that which you do not give readily.
From the Great Green Recliner, I'm the Center of the Universe.
Fare Well!