Full Auto Mk.2
It is time once again, my disciples, for FULL AUTO BLOGFARE! Please, do not try this at home. I am a trained professional after all.
+ I have to tell you, if the WNBA (and all other women's sports) were to play topless, the stands would be full every single night, and they'd outdraw just about all other sports, with the exception of the NFL and NASCAR. We gotta have our speed and violence, too, ladies!
+ Just a note to you youngsters out there looking to enter the workforce; Ain't nobody gonna hire you if you go into your interview with your ass hanging out of your pants, your face full of piercings and jewelry, tattoos on your face and hands, and an attitude straight out of the 'hood. That's just the way it is.
+ Hey, IRAN! You can be wiped off the face of the planet just as easily as Israel, you know. Don't push us!
+ A quick and easy solution to drinking in college; lower the legal drinking age to 18. If you can smoke, have sex, and kill for your country at this age, why not drink a beer? Besides, if it's legal it takes the thrill out of it.
+ The difference between a Great Person in history and an Important Person in history is that Important People don't seek self-profit from their fame. Michael Jordan: Great. Mother Teresa: Important. Get it?
+ If the Democrats gain control of Congress this year, what is their agenda? Secure the borders? Reform immigration? Get control of fuel costs? Nope. They want to spend millions of our tax dollars to investigate and eventually impeach a lame-duck President with less than two years left in office, then raise taxes on us workers to pay for all the social programs they think will get people to vote in their canidates. Great plan, right? Hell, they're already acting as if they've won, and they can't wait to spend our taxes on their "righteous crusade" against W. You have been warned, America!
+ My favorite comedic films: 1) Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 2) The Blues Brothers, 3) The Big Lebowski, 4) Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, 5) Hooper
+ Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people. If laws were in place to limit and track the purchase of ammunition, gun crimes would drop. Guns can be had anyplace on the streets by criminals, so the current laws don't work. Isn't it ridiculous that gangstas can go into Wal-Mart and buy up all the ammo they need without so much as a photo ID? I think the government is legislating the wrong end of this problem.
+ Who'll win the Indy 500 this year? For the record, my pick is Scott Dixon in the #9 Target Dallara/Honda fielded by Target/Chip Ganassi Racing. My sentimental pick would be Bryan Herta in the #7 XM Satellite Radio Dallara/Honda fielded by Andretti/Green Racing. I'll be there, on the mound in Turn 2, Race Day!
+ Playboy Playmates, and their perfect 10 like companions, are to today's women as the Ferrari Enzo and the Bugatti Veyon are to the Chevy Monte Carlo and Dodge Chargers. They look good but cost waaaayyyy too much. Then again, the Enzo will still be looking good and turning heads in 25 years! Can't say that about Miss October, can you?
And there you have another installment of Full Auto Blogfare. If you have something you would like for me to rant and rave about, drop me a note and I'll see what I can do. Until next time, relax and enjoy the ride!
+ I have to tell you, if the WNBA (and all other women's sports) were to play topless, the stands would be full every single night, and they'd outdraw just about all other sports, with the exception of the NFL and NASCAR. We gotta have our speed and violence, too, ladies!
+ Just a note to you youngsters out there looking to enter the workforce; Ain't nobody gonna hire you if you go into your interview with your ass hanging out of your pants, your face full of piercings and jewelry, tattoos on your face and hands, and an attitude straight out of the 'hood. That's just the way it is.
+ Hey, IRAN! You can be wiped off the face of the planet just as easily as Israel, you know. Don't push us!
+ A quick and easy solution to drinking in college; lower the legal drinking age to 18. If you can smoke, have sex, and kill for your country at this age, why not drink a beer? Besides, if it's legal it takes the thrill out of it.
+ The difference between a Great Person in history and an Important Person in history is that Important People don't seek self-profit from their fame. Michael Jordan: Great. Mother Teresa: Important. Get it?
+ If the Democrats gain control of Congress this year, what is their agenda? Secure the borders? Reform immigration? Get control of fuel costs? Nope. They want to spend millions of our tax dollars to investigate and eventually impeach a lame-duck President with less than two years left in office, then raise taxes on us workers to pay for all the social programs they think will get people to vote in their canidates. Great plan, right? Hell, they're already acting as if they've won, and they can't wait to spend our taxes on their "righteous crusade" against W. You have been warned, America!
+ My favorite comedic films: 1) Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 2) The Blues Brothers, 3) The Big Lebowski, 4) Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, 5) Hooper
+ Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people. If laws were in place to limit and track the purchase of ammunition, gun crimes would drop. Guns can be had anyplace on the streets by criminals, so the current laws don't work. Isn't it ridiculous that gangstas can go into Wal-Mart and buy up all the ammo they need without so much as a photo ID? I think the government is legislating the wrong end of this problem.
+ Who'll win the Indy 500 this year? For the record, my pick is Scott Dixon in the #9 Target Dallara/Honda fielded by Target/Chip Ganassi Racing. My sentimental pick would be Bryan Herta in the #7 XM Satellite Radio Dallara/Honda fielded by Andretti/Green Racing. I'll be there, on the mound in Turn 2, Race Day!
+ Playboy Playmates, and their perfect 10 like companions, are to today's women as the Ferrari Enzo and the Bugatti Veyon are to the Chevy Monte Carlo and Dodge Chargers. They look good but cost waaaayyyy too much. Then again, the Enzo will still be looking good and turning heads in 25 years! Can't say that about Miss October, can you?
And there you have another installment of Full Auto Blogfare. If you have something you would like for me to rant and rave about, drop me a note and I'll see what I can do. Until next time, relax and enjoy the ride!
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