Frenchie-Frying
Greetings, Minions!
The people of the Great United States have once again been attacked. Not by weapons of mass destruction, but by the all-powerful insult. And once again it is the Frenchies pulling the trigger.
For some reason, the French have envied us for years. We've bailed them out of two world wars and a conflict in SE Asia that still haunts us. Yet what do they do? They insult us every chance they get. They bitch and moan about every thing we do in the world, and yet they have a record in world issue interference worse than us by far. Don't forget about their human rights records. Remember French Guyana and their prisons of death? And they have the gaul to criticize us about Guantanimo!
Did you know that in French schools, the children are taught that France alone drove the Germans back in '45. There is little mention of our, or Britain's, sacrifices to free their country. I guess they are embarrassed about surrendering within a week after the Germans drove right past that great defensive line of theirs.
Politics aside, I want to call attention to the attacks the Euro-crates have made about our over-all weight issues. Yes, Americans are not the greatest when it comes to keeping slim and trim. Why is this? Because we like food! And lots of it!
America is a melting pot of nationalities, and each bring their own flavors of tasty foods. For the most part, we enjoy the foods of everyone. We may have personal prejudices when it comes to race, religion, or sexual orientation, but when it comes to food, we devour Liberally.
There is not a time when a block of commercials on TV don't include at least one for a food or drink, and one for a restaurant. We are mentally saturated with advertisements for food, and it all looks so good. The first question asked when going on a date is "Where would you like to eat?"
The great American Steak and Potatoes meal is tops with me, washed down with an Irish Red beer. Pizza, tacos, cheeseburgers, gyros, buffalo wings, egg fu yong, spaghetti, corn dogs, Ruben sandwiches, BBQ ribs, mmm-mmm-GOOD! And then desserts! And snacks! And candy! And sodas! And beer! Yes, beer! And all of it thrown in our face 24/7. Is it any wonder we enjoy our food so much, and subsequently put on a few extra pounds?
We, as the Greatest Nation on Earth, have earned the right to eat what we want, when we want, and as much as we want. We work harder and longer than any nation in the world, we fix all the problems of the world, we give our tax money to everyone who sticks his hand out, we send our extra food to those who beg, we send aid to everyone's disasters, we use our military might to put down dictators, and what does the world do? They insult us, piss on us, snub their noses at us, turn their backs on us, point their collective fingers at us, accuse us, and disrespect us. And nearly all of it comes out of those Frenchie mouths, the self-proclaimed Anti-American leaders of the Euro-World. What has France done to earn its place in the world? What has France done to earn respect? Nothing. They suck. And they're keeping Canadia down by brainwashing Her people with Anti-American propaganda, straight out of Quebecois mouths.
Sorry, I didn't mean for this to go all French-Frying. Mmmm, McDonald's french fries! This monoblogue is about food. American food. Our food. And if the rest of the world doesn't like the way we Americans eat, drink, and be merry, then they can JUST STAY HOME! Ignore us. Leave us alone. And we'll stop spending money on your crap, visiting your "vacation spots", and your problems.
Otherwise, shut your traps, give us our due respect, and leave us to our own problems. You're not the boss of me!
Oh yeah. And leave Canadia to the Canadians.
Thank you for your support!
The people of the Great United States have once again been attacked. Not by weapons of mass destruction, but by the all-powerful insult. And once again it is the Frenchies pulling the trigger.
For some reason, the French have envied us for years. We've bailed them out of two world wars and a conflict in SE Asia that still haunts us. Yet what do they do? They insult us every chance they get. They bitch and moan about every thing we do in the world, and yet they have a record in world issue interference worse than us by far. Don't forget about their human rights records. Remember French Guyana and their prisons of death? And they have the gaul to criticize us about Guantanimo!
Did you know that in French schools, the children are taught that France alone drove the Germans back in '45. There is little mention of our, or Britain's, sacrifices to free their country. I guess they are embarrassed about surrendering within a week after the Germans drove right past that great defensive line of theirs.
Politics aside, I want to call attention to the attacks the Euro-crates have made about our over-all weight issues. Yes, Americans are not the greatest when it comes to keeping slim and trim. Why is this? Because we like food! And lots of it!
America is a melting pot of nationalities, and each bring their own flavors of tasty foods. For the most part, we enjoy the foods of everyone. We may have personal prejudices when it comes to race, religion, or sexual orientation, but when it comes to food, we devour Liberally.
There is not a time when a block of commercials on TV don't include at least one for a food or drink, and one for a restaurant. We are mentally saturated with advertisements for food, and it all looks so good. The first question asked when going on a date is "Where would you like to eat?"
The great American Steak and Potatoes meal is tops with me, washed down with an Irish Red beer. Pizza, tacos, cheeseburgers, gyros, buffalo wings, egg fu yong, spaghetti, corn dogs, Ruben sandwiches, BBQ ribs, mmm-mmm-GOOD! And then desserts! And snacks! And candy! And sodas! And beer! Yes, beer! And all of it thrown in our face 24/7. Is it any wonder we enjoy our food so much, and subsequently put on a few extra pounds?
We, as the Greatest Nation on Earth, have earned the right to eat what we want, when we want, and as much as we want. We work harder and longer than any nation in the world, we fix all the problems of the world, we give our tax money to everyone who sticks his hand out, we send our extra food to those who beg, we send aid to everyone's disasters, we use our military might to put down dictators, and what does the world do? They insult us, piss on us, snub their noses at us, turn their backs on us, point their collective fingers at us, accuse us, and disrespect us. And nearly all of it comes out of those Frenchie mouths, the self-proclaimed Anti-American leaders of the Euro-World. What has France done to earn its place in the world? What has France done to earn respect? Nothing. They suck. And they're keeping Canadia down by brainwashing Her people with Anti-American propaganda, straight out of Quebecois mouths.
Sorry, I didn't mean for this to go all French-Frying. Mmmm, McDonald's french fries! This monoblogue is about food. American food. Our food. And if the rest of the world doesn't like the way we Americans eat, drink, and be merry, then they can JUST STAY HOME! Ignore us. Leave us alone. And we'll stop spending money on your crap, visiting your "vacation spots", and your problems.
Otherwise, shut your traps, give us our due respect, and leave us to our own problems. You're not the boss of me!
Oh yeah. And leave Canadia to the Canadians.
Thank you for your support!
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