Eat 'Em Up...Yum!

Take warning, friends. The battle for Planet Earth is at hand.
Over the past few weeks, humans the world over have been attacked viciously by the animal kingdom. Deaths have resulted. The great beasts of this world are waging a war against us humans, and very few of us can see it happening.
For years, men and women have been killed while minding there own business by members of the Animal Militia of Earth, the AME. The "AME" of these beasts is to obviously rid the planet of us, the dominant species, and regain it for themselves. Everywhere you turn, we are being attacked, maimed, and killed off, one by one. This is no laughing matter.
For thousands of years, we humans have been working to better ourselves, our lives, and our civilization. We, of course, have a civilization, something animals don't have. We have grown to love, laugh, and live together, although we do have our quarrels. On thing we do do, however, is that we take care of those in need, who don't have enough, or anything. This includes animals.
Some have said that humans are killers, the destroyers of life throughout the world. I say, not so. We have strived for decades to preserve the existence of endangered species, spending millions of dollars that would have otherwise fed children, housed the poor, and created jobs. No, friends, it is plainly obvious that without the helping hands of humans, so many species of this planet would have been eliminated through natural selection long ago. They exist today only because Man plays God with their very existence.
The group PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, have a good heart in their cause, but they are blind to the reality of the situation. The weak MUST perish for the strong to survive. If we as humans are to survive, the weak species of this world must die. That is what disease is for. To eliminate vast groups of the weak.
Before man arrived, millions of weaker species fell into extinction. We didn't have anything to do with this. Then we grew stronger, more intelligent than them, and took over at the top of the food chain. This journey of survival took thousands of years, and we're not through yet by a longshot.
Ethics must dictate that the strong survive. After all, what do animals contribute to the greater good? Do they advance the arts or sciences? Do they create for the masses? Do they nurture those in need? Do they help those who cannot help themselves?
NO. No, no, no, no! Animals do NOTHING!
Animals are the ultimate consumer, however. They take, take, take, without giving anything back. We kill and eat their flesh to nourish our bodies. They kill and eat the weaker species to nourish their bodies. Not much difference there. We kill them to protect our young. They kill to protect their young. Again, no difference. Then why should we give them an advantage over us? They will survive if it meant for them to survive. History is filled with examples. Look them up for yourselves.
Today, humans make the rules. It wasn't always like that, and someday it may change again. But for now, we're at the top and plan on staying there.
Look around and see how the animals are once again on the attack. If you plan on staying atop the pyramid of life, do your part. Go out tonight and have a steak, eat some buffalo-wings, enjoy a lobster tail, barbecue up a rack of ribs, what-ever! Just eat meat and do your part to keep Man on Top!
I know I plan to! Cheers, from the Center of the Universe!