The Lion's Roar
Greetings!
As the Center of the Universe, I have to admit that I am rather prideful in my innate abilities. This stems in part from my being born under the sign of a true leader and warrior: LEO, the LION.
As a Leo, I view the majority of civilized man beneath me at, in one way or the other. I do not mean that I look down upon others, I just find that I am so much more superior in so many ways, it's hard not to at times. In fact, I recognize a mere 12% of mankind as being anything close to my equal, and they are of course other Leos.
In my daily life I feel a sense of leadership over those around me, and they tend to look to me for instruction and guidance. I am willing to provide it, though I don't necessarily seek it all the time. Sometimes I get frustrated that others cannot do a task as easily or as well as I can, or learn quickly enough, and I begin to growl, snarl, and even roar. It takes an awful lot to get us Leos going, but once we're off, watch out! We do not take prisoners!
Leos are strong, intelligent, emotional souls that powerfully rule themselves and those around them, always towards a greater good of family and community as defined by the common-sense of leadership. We Leos don't put up with bull-s==t. Stupidity is not tolerated when it puts the safety of those of the Pride at risk. Drastic, permanent measures will be taken to prevent upheaval within the ranks.
We Leos also are very competitive. We strive not only to out-do everyone around us, but to be so much better at what we do and out-shine everyone else that they bow down and respect us for it! It is not our place merely to be the Kings of the Jungle, but to have everyone else want us to be their Kings! That is how we Leos view ourselves. As strong, yet compassionate Kings of the Wild, Wild, Universe! Worshipped and Loved by our family, our pride, and our nation.
Through a bit of research I have discovered that all previous "Centers of the Universe" prior to my appointment were also Leos. I found this fact interesting, but not surprising. We Leos are the intrinsic choices for this position after all. Our views on the Universe around us are the only views that matter in the end, don't you know. Our stature as the leaders of "Humanity-Galactic" has been and forever will be recognized by all others as the view from Nobility Itself. I trust you accept this as fact, minions, and leave it at that.
As I skim along the blogosphere I occasionally become interested in an author and his or her views. Their opinions and mine may not parallel, but I find them exciting and fascinating nonetheless, and must learn more about this new personality. And what do you think I discover when I check out the writer's profile? I have found that the most interesting people on the 'net blogging are LEOS! Yes, my disciples, it would seem that only we Leos have anything worthwhile to say, for the most part! Now, there are those rare exceptions to this rule, of course. But by and far Leos out-think, out-write, and out-witicize any of the other, lesser signs by a factor of twelve to one! Rather embarrassing, isn't it?
Now, I don't want any of you other "signs" out there on the web to get discouraged or stop contributing to the world around you just because of your lesser roles in the greater scheme of all things galactic. We Leos will always need you, if only for cannon-fodder, and the occasional sympathetic laugh. Court Jesters always make me smile!
Well, my pride, that will do it for this monoblogue.
This has been the Center of the Universe.
Good Day!
As the Center of the Universe, I have to admit that I am rather prideful in my innate abilities. This stems in part from my being born under the sign of a true leader and warrior: LEO, the LION.
As a Leo, I view the majority of civilized man beneath me at, in one way or the other. I do not mean that I look down upon others, I just find that I am so much more superior in so many ways, it's hard not to at times. In fact, I recognize a mere 12% of mankind as being anything close to my equal, and they are of course other Leos.
In my daily life I feel a sense of leadership over those around me, and they tend to look to me for instruction and guidance. I am willing to provide it, though I don't necessarily seek it all the time. Sometimes I get frustrated that others cannot do a task as easily or as well as I can, or learn quickly enough, and I begin to growl, snarl, and even roar. It takes an awful lot to get us Leos going, but once we're off, watch out! We do not take prisoners!
Leos are strong, intelligent, emotional souls that powerfully rule themselves and those around them, always towards a greater good of family and community as defined by the common-sense of leadership. We Leos don't put up with bull-s==t. Stupidity is not tolerated when it puts the safety of those of the Pride at risk. Drastic, permanent measures will be taken to prevent upheaval within the ranks.
We Leos also are very competitive. We strive not only to out-do everyone around us, but to be so much better at what we do and out-shine everyone else that they bow down and respect us for it! It is not our place merely to be the Kings of the Jungle, but to have everyone else want us to be their Kings! That is how we Leos view ourselves. As strong, yet compassionate Kings of the Wild, Wild, Universe! Worshipped and Loved by our family, our pride, and our nation.
Through a bit of research I have discovered that all previous "Centers of the Universe" prior to my appointment were also Leos. I found this fact interesting, but not surprising. We Leos are the intrinsic choices for this position after all. Our views on the Universe around us are the only views that matter in the end, don't you know. Our stature as the leaders of "Humanity-Galactic" has been and forever will be recognized by all others as the view from Nobility Itself. I trust you accept this as fact, minions, and leave it at that.
As I skim along the blogosphere I occasionally become interested in an author and his or her views. Their opinions and mine may not parallel, but I find them exciting and fascinating nonetheless, and must learn more about this new personality. And what do you think I discover when I check out the writer's profile? I have found that the most interesting people on the 'net blogging are LEOS! Yes, my disciples, it would seem that only we Leos have anything worthwhile to say, for the most part! Now, there are those rare exceptions to this rule, of course. But by and far Leos out-think, out-write, and out-witicize any of the other, lesser signs by a factor of twelve to one! Rather embarrassing, isn't it?
Now, I don't want any of you other "signs" out there on the web to get discouraged or stop contributing to the world around you just because of your lesser roles in the greater scheme of all things galactic. We Leos will always need you, if only for cannon-fodder, and the occasional sympathetic laugh. Court Jesters always make me smile!
Well, my pride, that will do it for this monoblogue.
This has been the Center of the Universe.
Good Day!
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