Battlefield:South Park
Proselytes! Zealots! Partisans! I call upon you this day, for the evils of Hollywood have once again risen to attack our poor animated friends. As the Center of the Universe, I have a fondness for these defenseless individuals, for as God created man, man has created the animated. And under the guise of religion the poor children of South Park, Colorado have been attacked, and their dear mentor Chef has been killed before their very eyes.
This needless attack is the result of pettiness. For the last century, Hollywood has made films poking fun at every walk of life, at every form of mankind, every race, religion, and nuance of this world. The movies are full of it, and awards have been given throughout history for it. Films hyping gays, murderers, racists, what-have-you, have all been lauded as triumphs of the craft. For years these kids have had dozens of Jew jokes every episode, attacked just about everything and everyone on this planet, including the Muslims, and yet as soon as this mindless, insignificant little cartoon pokes fun at the fake-religion-cult that Hollywood had adopted as its own, OH MY GOD! all hell breaks loose and the sh==t hits the fan. Superstars run crying to big-wigs, has-beens quit, and head-lines are made. The next thing you know, Trey and Matt knock out a spoof of the whole situation in less than a week and thumb their noses at the lot of them. And if you think that's all that's going to happen, just wait. It's not over yet! The war just begun. Darth Chef is going to kick Tom Skycruiser's ass, I can see that coming already! Not to mention Obi-John Travolta and the entire Scientorebellion! The South Park Empire will not be defeated, young Skycruiser! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Er, ah, excuse me. I sort of lost myself there for a moment. Got a little carried away there. Anyway, these Holy-Wood Wackos that have hooked up with Scientology, hey, that's all fine and dandy with me. What ever floats their boat, you know. But when they start getting hypocritical about it, that's when it crosses the line. When they make millions from criticizing or poking fun at others, they had better be able to take it. They are actors, aren't they? Can't they act like it doesn't bother them? I guess they aren't that good after all.
Because of this I have had to push back a couple of much more important commentaries. Once again, Hollywood has interfered where they are not wanted, or needed. I just wish they would do their jobs, which is to play-act, and stay out of politics and religion. Leave that to the experts.
So sayeth the Center of the Universe!
This needless attack is the result of pettiness. For the last century, Hollywood has made films poking fun at every walk of life, at every form of mankind, every race, religion, and nuance of this world. The movies are full of it, and awards have been given throughout history for it. Films hyping gays, murderers, racists, what-have-you, have all been lauded as triumphs of the craft. For years these kids have had dozens of Jew jokes every episode, attacked just about everything and everyone on this planet, including the Muslims, and yet as soon as this mindless, insignificant little cartoon pokes fun at the fake-religion-cult that Hollywood had adopted as its own, OH MY GOD! all hell breaks loose and the sh==t hits the fan. Superstars run crying to big-wigs, has-beens quit, and head-lines are made. The next thing you know, Trey and Matt knock out a spoof of the whole situation in less than a week and thumb their noses at the lot of them. And if you think that's all that's going to happen, just wait. It's not over yet! The war just begun. Darth Chef is going to kick Tom Skycruiser's ass, I can see that coming already! Not to mention Obi-John Travolta and the entire Scientorebellion! The South Park Empire will not be defeated, young Skycruiser! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Er, ah, excuse me. I sort of lost myself there for a moment. Got a little carried away there. Anyway, these Holy-Wood Wackos that have hooked up with Scientology, hey, that's all fine and dandy with me. What ever floats their boat, you know. But when they start getting hypocritical about it, that's when it crosses the line. When they make millions from criticizing or poking fun at others, they had better be able to take it. They are actors, aren't they? Can't they act like it doesn't bother them? I guess they aren't that good after all.
Because of this I have had to push back a couple of much more important commentaries. Once again, Hollywood has interfered where they are not wanted, or needed. I just wish they would do their jobs, which is to play-act, and stay out of politics and religion. Leave that to the experts.
So sayeth the Center of the Universe!
posted by B.R.Dailey | 1:03 PM
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Well put. This dispute is seeping with double standards on Holy-wood's part. As for the bright center of the universe, they're on the planet it's farthest from. Thanks for dropping in.
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