You Are All Racists!
All right! I'm pissed again, Lackeys! Listen up!
From my seat here at the Center of the Universe, I can see very clearly that the Great United States of America is now, and forever will be, inhabited by racists. I am sorry to say that every last one of you sorry sons-of-bitches reading this, and every last one of the rest of the people living on the face of Earth, are racists.
EVERY ONE OF YOU!
And if you think that you aren't a racist, and insist that you are so liberal minded that you could never possibly be a racist, you are therefore one of the most racist. Let me explain.
When you go about your daily business, you see White policemen, Black newswomen, Asian students, Hispanic day-laborers, whatever. Colors. Walking crayons in everyone's eyes. Racist eyes.
Every person that recognizes and celebrates the "Black History Month" of February each year, is a racist. If you attend any function dedicated to diversity in any way, shape, or form, you are a racist. If you refer to individuals as "African-American quarterbacks" or "Asian martial arts actors" or "Hispanic pop singers", you are a racist. If you have ever went into an area you called a "black" part of town, you are a racist. If you ever hesitated to get off an interstate because the town was "too white", you are a racist. If you use any form of racial slur, regardless of your skin color, you are a racist. If you ever tried to "get out the black vote", you are a racist. If you ever played the race card to get your way in court, you are a racist. If you ever got into a job through affirmative action, you are a racist. If you have ever been referred to as the "white" version of a "black" man, you are a racist. If you have ever been referred to as the "black" version of a "white" woman, you are a racist. If you ever used a color to describe any person on this planet at any time in your life, YOU ARE A FUCKING RACIST!!!
Do I make myself clear? Do I have to come and personally slap each and every one of you dumbass Liberal AND Conservative dweebs out there that just don't get it! I for one think that any elected official that pulls the bull-shit race card stunt needs to be removed from office immediately for inciting racial violence. There is no room in America today for that crap.
Maybe it's time you looked around and realized one thing. Until you shit-for-brains stop using the crayon box to draw your racial maps of America with, this country will continue to be racially divided. Everyone in America is a RACIST in one form or another, one way or another, to one degree or another. It is a natural way of identification. Live with it and move on. It's time we started living together as separate but EQUAL RACES of AMERICANS! Maybe then we will start to live free together, work together, and help each other without bigotry interfering.
If you can admit you are a racist, you will be happier. If you can admit you are a racist to someone not of your race, you will live a happier life. Try it.
I am the Center of the Universe.
Trust me. I'm right.
From my seat here at the Center of the Universe, I can see very clearly that the Great United States of America is now, and forever will be, inhabited by racists. I am sorry to say that every last one of you sorry sons-of-bitches reading this, and every last one of the rest of the people living on the face of Earth, are racists.
EVERY ONE OF YOU!
And if you think that you aren't a racist, and insist that you are so liberal minded that you could never possibly be a racist, you are therefore one of the most racist. Let me explain.
When you go about your daily business, you see White policemen, Black newswomen, Asian students, Hispanic day-laborers, whatever. Colors. Walking crayons in everyone's eyes. Racist eyes.
Every person that recognizes and celebrates the "Black History Month" of February each year, is a racist. If you attend any function dedicated to diversity in any way, shape, or form, you are a racist. If you refer to individuals as "African-American quarterbacks" or "Asian martial arts actors" or "Hispanic pop singers", you are a racist. If you have ever went into an area you called a "black" part of town, you are a racist. If you ever hesitated to get off an interstate because the town was "too white", you are a racist. If you use any form of racial slur, regardless of your skin color, you are a racist. If you ever tried to "get out the black vote", you are a racist. If you ever played the race card to get your way in court, you are a racist. If you ever got into a job through affirmative action, you are a racist. If you have ever been referred to as the "white" version of a "black" man, you are a racist. If you have ever been referred to as the "black" version of a "white" woman, you are a racist. If you ever used a color to describe any person on this planet at any time in your life, YOU ARE A FUCKING RACIST!!!
Do I make myself clear? Do I have to come and personally slap each and every one of you dumbass Liberal AND Conservative dweebs out there that just don't get it! I for one think that any elected official that pulls the bull-shit race card stunt needs to be removed from office immediately for inciting racial violence. There is no room in America today for that crap.
Maybe it's time you looked around and realized one thing. Until you shit-for-brains stop using the crayon box to draw your racial maps of America with, this country will continue to be racially divided. Everyone in America is a RACIST in one form or another, one way or another, to one degree or another. It is a natural way of identification. Live with it and move on. It's time we started living together as separate but EQUAL RACES of AMERICANS! Maybe then we will start to live free together, work together, and help each other without bigotry interfering.
If you can admit you are a racist, you will be happier. If you can admit you are a racist to someone not of your race, you will live a happier life. Try it.
I am the Center of the Universe.
Trust me. I'm right.
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