Let the Sun Shine In!
Hello again, my disgruntled minions.
It seems to me this whole issue of "Global Warming" is starting to get out of hand again. Scientists around the world are screaming that unless something is done NOW to save the environment, the days of mankind are numbered. Of course, the righteous around the world are screaming that unless something is done NOW to save man's eternal soul, the days of mankind are numbered. And the Vegans will soon be screaming that unless we all start eating only fruits and vegetables, the hideous bird-flu and mad-caw diseases will destroy us all! Oh, please, deliver us all from this foul place called Earth! Why have we been forsaken?
It must be France's fault.
For CENTURIES loonies have been pedicting the end of the world, in one form or the other. And yet, the world survives. Life continues. The strong species adapt and overcome the changes the Earth goes through. Volcanoes spit out more toxic gases in one hour of eruptions from one cone than ALL of mankind's noxious vehicles do in an entire year. That is a fact, dear Enviro-Nazis. And you know it. If we all gave up our cars, our SUV's, our jet airliners, our trains and trucks, our cruise ships, our coal plants and everything else that sends gases into the air, the greenhouse effect would still be with us!
The only way to stop the greenhouse effect is to eliminate the users of the pollutants! And the greatest users of these pollutants are the men and women who needlessly travel the world over promoting their entirely useless work: ACTORS and ENTERTAINERS!
Yes, my dear comrades! I am proposing nothing short of locking up and throwing away the key! These selfish, childish, pampered, limousine riding, muliple-car owning, jet-setting, globe-hopping, finger-pointing, holier-than-us royalty never shy away from a camera when it comes time to promote their multi-million dollar life-style. And then they find a convenient tax right-off in a cause that attacks us and our middle-class way of life. Would they ever give up their way of life? Never. But they sure back the politicians that want to force legislation down our throats and take away our rights and privileges!
But I digress...
Fact: The moon is slipping 1.5 inches further away from the Earth each year. This effects the tides, and the weather patterns, although meteorologists have not yet determined just how. In fact, meteorologists still haven't been able to predict the weather three days from today with any degree of accuracy. Yet, there are still those out there that scream at the tops of there lungs that man can change the weather. That is basically what they are saying, you know. We cannot figure out a tornado, get out of the way of a hurricane with five days notice, predict snow fall, get the day's temperatures right to within five degrees, and yet somehow we piddly little, insignificant humans are managing to disrupt the mammoth weather system of the very Earth itself. Uh, yeah. Right.
I don't think so.
The science is all wrong.
Mankind will adapt and overcome. The strongest species will adapt and overcome. Nature will find a way if it is meant to. It is not man's job on this Earth to disrupt nature's natural course. To protect species that are too week to survive is unnatural and harmful to the environment, and to the Earth herself. Why do you think the Earth is so screwed up now? It's because of Man's meddling in Nature's affairs! That's why!
Of course, "Global Warming" could also be a result of Earth drawing ever-so-slightly closer to the Sun each year. Ever thought of that? Could it be that all of these "Enviro-Nazi" scientists are actually covering up the fact that the Earth herself is slipping inwards towards the Sun and heating up this way? Could it be that no matter what we as a planet do, nothing is going to eliminate the simple fact that within 100 years the Earth will have drawn closer to the Sun and all life on the surface of the Earth will be impossible? Is this why such efforts are being put into the Great United States' space program even today, so that these scientists, and the men and women they choose, will be able to escape, while the rest of us will be left to roast here?
Think this little nugget over, my friends. Have these scientists who hold all the "facts" been telling us the truth, or convenient lies. I just wonder why the story about "Global Warming" seems to keep changing year after year. Never trust a scientist, a politician, or an actor. They are all born to manipulate their lines and tell you what you want to hear, all in order to get you to like them.
Be careful, my minions. Have a cold refreshment and sleep in peace.
I'll be watching them. It's my job. I'm the Center of the Universe, after all.
It seems to me this whole issue of "Global Warming" is starting to get out of hand again. Scientists around the world are screaming that unless something is done NOW to save the environment, the days of mankind are numbered. Of course, the righteous around the world are screaming that unless something is done NOW to save man's eternal soul, the days of mankind are numbered. And the Vegans will soon be screaming that unless we all start eating only fruits and vegetables, the hideous bird-flu and mad-caw diseases will destroy us all! Oh, please, deliver us all from this foul place called Earth! Why have we been forsaken?
It must be France's fault.
For CENTURIES loonies have been pedicting the end of the world, in one form or the other. And yet, the world survives. Life continues. The strong species adapt and overcome the changes the Earth goes through. Volcanoes spit out more toxic gases in one hour of eruptions from one cone than ALL of mankind's noxious vehicles do in an entire year. That is a fact, dear Enviro-Nazis. And you know it. If we all gave up our cars, our SUV's, our jet airliners, our trains and trucks, our cruise ships, our coal plants and everything else that sends gases into the air, the greenhouse effect would still be with us!
The only way to stop the greenhouse effect is to eliminate the users of the pollutants! And the greatest users of these pollutants are the men and women who needlessly travel the world over promoting their entirely useless work: ACTORS and ENTERTAINERS!
Yes, my dear comrades! I am proposing nothing short of locking up and throwing away the key! These selfish, childish, pampered, limousine riding, muliple-car owning, jet-setting, globe-hopping, finger-pointing, holier-than-us royalty never shy away from a camera when it comes time to promote their multi-million dollar life-style. And then they find a convenient tax right-off in a cause that attacks us and our middle-class way of life. Would they ever give up their way of life? Never. But they sure back the politicians that want to force legislation down our throats and take away our rights and privileges!
But I digress...
Fact: The moon is slipping 1.5 inches further away from the Earth each year. This effects the tides, and the weather patterns, although meteorologists have not yet determined just how. In fact, meteorologists still haven't been able to predict the weather three days from today with any degree of accuracy. Yet, there are still those out there that scream at the tops of there lungs that man can change the weather. That is basically what they are saying, you know. We cannot figure out a tornado, get out of the way of a hurricane with five days notice, predict snow fall, get the day's temperatures right to within five degrees, and yet somehow we piddly little, insignificant humans are managing to disrupt the mammoth weather system of the very Earth itself. Uh, yeah. Right.
I don't think so.
The science is all wrong.
Mankind will adapt and overcome. The strongest species will adapt and overcome. Nature will find a way if it is meant to. It is not man's job on this Earth to disrupt nature's natural course. To protect species that are too week to survive is unnatural and harmful to the environment, and to the Earth herself. Why do you think the Earth is so screwed up now? It's because of Man's meddling in Nature's affairs! That's why!
Of course, "Global Warming" could also be a result of Earth drawing ever-so-slightly closer to the Sun each year. Ever thought of that? Could it be that all of these "Enviro-Nazi" scientists are actually covering up the fact that the Earth herself is slipping inwards towards the Sun and heating up this way? Could it be that no matter what we as a planet do, nothing is going to eliminate the simple fact that within 100 years the Earth will have drawn closer to the Sun and all life on the surface of the Earth will be impossible? Is this why such efforts are being put into the Great United States' space program even today, so that these scientists, and the men and women they choose, will be able to escape, while the rest of us will be left to roast here?
Think this little nugget over, my friends. Have these scientists who hold all the "facts" been telling us the truth, or convenient lies. I just wonder why the story about "Global Warming" seems to keep changing year after year. Never trust a scientist, a politician, or an actor. They are all born to manipulate their lines and tell you what you want to hear, all in order to get you to like them.
Be careful, my minions. Have a cold refreshment and sleep in peace.
I'll be watching them. It's my job. I'm the Center of the Universe, after all.
posted by B.R.Dailey | 7:04 PM
1 Comments:
Well that allows me to rest easier. I saw two scientists arguing about global warming and I didn't know which one to believe.Now I will ignore them both.
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