It's 2-thousand O-My-God Seven!!!
Welcome to the new year, minions. Then again, we are only one week in and already the Loony-Leftist, Tree-Hugging, Doom-and-Gloomers have already proclaimed that 2007 WILL be the hottest year on record.
"Oh-My-God!!!!"
I have to say, these idiots are really starting to get to me. Last year they predicted the worst Atlantic storm season ever would devastate the US East and Gulf coasts. Ooops! They got that one wrong. I guess their crystal balls were a little foggy on that prediction, eh?
Now, the winter is mild, even pleasant, but they seem to think it is their province to warn us all of the impending disasters we all face in the coming year! Aaarrgh!!! Will you nut-jobs just give us a break!!! There is no government conspiracy to destroy the environment. The big corporations are not secretly conspiring to rule the world. The planet can not and will not be destroyed by mankind.
I just ask that all of you out there USE YOUR BRAINS!!! Think about it. Listen to all points of view, and then go on with your own lives without living in constant fear of the next big apocalyptic prediction of over-self-important IDIOTS!!!
Just one-hundred years ago, mankind had no idea of the pleasures of a warmly heated, pleasantly cooled home was. Now just about all of us have that luxury. Not to mention our cars, workplaces, shopping places, all are pleasant year-round. We can keep our food refrigerated for months, ready to be prepared for our consumption at a moment's notice. And we have tons of products canned, jarred, or packaged that can survive for years. We can grow fruits and vegetables indoors, in temperature and humidity controlled environments, no matter the outside temperatures.
For thousands of years mankind has adapted to and overcome the extremes that our mother world has thrown at us. We have survived through plagues, ice-ages, heat-waves, droughts, hurricanes, blizzards, floods, locusts, famine. All sorts of challenges to our humanity. And we have continued to prosper and procreate.
So what if 2007 ends up the hottest in recorded history? So what if the world continues to warm? So what if the ice melts and the oceans rise? If you are worried that this will be the end of days for mankind and nothing you do can prevent your demise, then do those of us who plan to adapt and overcome a favor: End it right now. Shut up and go away. Lock yourself in your home and cower in a corner and never show your cowardly face in public again. We will all be better off without your whimpering and whining about every little thing nature throws at us.
As for the rest of you who plan on living long, happy, and fruitful, lives, have a wonderful 2007!!!
This has been your constant companion, live, from the Center of the Universe!
"Oh-My-God!!!!"
I have to say, these idiots are really starting to get to me. Last year they predicted the worst Atlantic storm season ever would devastate the US East and Gulf coasts. Ooops! They got that one wrong. I guess their crystal balls were a little foggy on that prediction, eh?
Now, the winter is mild, even pleasant, but they seem to think it is their province to warn us all of the impending disasters we all face in the coming year! Aaarrgh!!! Will you nut-jobs just give us a break!!! There is no government conspiracy to destroy the environment. The big corporations are not secretly conspiring to rule the world. The planet can not and will not be destroyed by mankind.
I just ask that all of you out there USE YOUR BRAINS!!! Think about it. Listen to all points of view, and then go on with your own lives without living in constant fear of the next big apocalyptic prediction of over-self-important IDIOTS!!!
Just one-hundred years ago, mankind had no idea of the pleasures of a warmly heated, pleasantly cooled home was. Now just about all of us have that luxury. Not to mention our cars, workplaces, shopping places, all are pleasant year-round. We can keep our food refrigerated for months, ready to be prepared for our consumption at a moment's notice. And we have tons of products canned, jarred, or packaged that can survive for years. We can grow fruits and vegetables indoors, in temperature and humidity controlled environments, no matter the outside temperatures.
For thousands of years mankind has adapted to and overcome the extremes that our mother world has thrown at us. We have survived through plagues, ice-ages, heat-waves, droughts, hurricanes, blizzards, floods, locusts, famine. All sorts of challenges to our humanity. And we have continued to prosper and procreate.
So what if 2007 ends up the hottest in recorded history? So what if the world continues to warm? So what if the ice melts and the oceans rise? If you are worried that this will be the end of days for mankind and nothing you do can prevent your demise, then do those of us who plan to adapt and overcome a favor: End it right now. Shut up and go away. Lock yourself in your home and cower in a corner and never show your cowardly face in public again. We will all be better off without your whimpering and whining about every little thing nature throws at us.
As for the rest of you who plan on living long, happy, and fruitful, lives, have a wonderful 2007!!!
This has been your constant companion, live, from the Center of the Universe!
posted by B.R.Dailey | 4:13 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home