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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Get the UN out of US!

Greetings and Salutations, my dear travelers!
Recently, it was brought to the World's attention that a few back-water, third-world, piss-ant, wanna-be king pins have called for the move of the United Nations headquarters OUT of New York City, and the Great United States altogether. These three mice, Venezuelan President Hugo Citgo-Chavez, Iranian President Achmedarmageddon, and North Korean Dick-tater Dum-Duk Ill, backed by the puny, weakening, cigar-breathed, crabby-island geezer Castro, all but demand that the UN leave America, and all our vices, behind.
I say: GO!!! Get the UN out of here!!! Take them to Havana, Paris, Teheran, Pyong-Yang, or what-ever backwards dump they want!!! Take them all, for all we care!!!
But, my friends, no matter how much we Freedom-loving Americans want, those piddly little UN dips will NEVER vote to leave the safety, the freedom, and the vices of America behind.
HELL NO! They won't go!!!
These little people get involved in the political arena of the UN for the simple reason that they get to come to AMERICA and spend mucho dollars, straight out of their piddly UN-funded national coffers. They are right in the heart of the Night-Life belt of the Great USA. They can eat what they want, where they want, whenever they want, without standing in food-lines with the riff-raff they rule over. They get to see the world's greatest athletes play in Yankee Stadium, Madison Square Garden, and Giants Stadium, all on the UN's dime. They are in the Media Center of the World, where every little comment they make can be blown up, twisted around, and jive-talked in every way they could imagine. They have beach houses on the Island and the Vineyard, cabins in the Pocono's, yachts in the Sound, and private planes ready at a moment's notice to fly them, and their mistresses (or pool boys), to any vacation point in the free world. Again, all on the UN's dime.
Now, I wonder, how many of these "Great Men and Women of the United Nations" would give up those perks just to stick it to America's leaders? Who in their right mind would let a handful of blow-hard, stone-age minded, twerps dictate where the United Nations, an organization generally opposed to everything these dim-wits stand for, assemble? I doubt very seriously if this agenda ever moves out of the chuckle circles in the back rooms of the New York Headquarters of the United Nations.

As an afterthought to this...
A decade ago, the world was bitching and moaning that nobody was doing anything about the genocide going on in the Kurdish state within Iraq, or the totalitarian Taliban atrocities within Afghanistan. The US finally got fed up with the UN and took matters into OUR own hands. Before the dust had settled and victory over these two stone-age mindsets had been achieved fully, those very same piss-ant, do-nothing-ever, diarrhea-of-the-mouth nations started bitching and moaning about what WE had done!
Now, here we go again. Those very same, do-nothings are bitching and moaning that the US, that's US my friends, aren't doing anything about the totalitarian dictatorship that is committing genocide upon its own people. Sound familiar? It should, only this time that regime the pacifist world wants overthrown is in the Sudan, and its atrocities within the Darfur region. All these piss-ant nations, led as usual by France and its lap-dog Euro-peons, are once again demanding that the US, and President Bush in particular, do something. Of course, they can't do anything because they're spending all their worldly funds on keeping the Israelis from wiping the Hezbolunies off the face of the planet. God forbid!
And, just to make things difficult, the Democrats and their Lefty-Loonies are all for sending American troops into the Darfur for "humanitarian aid". My ass! Before Hillary could flip-flop on the next big issue, our guys would be getting shot up, and then shooting back. And then we'd have to put down the rebellion, and all hell would break out, just like in Afghanistan, just like in Iraq, and the French will be leading the world once again in its vocal attack of America, our President, and our Iron-fisted ways to solving the world's problems.
You know, if they don't like the way we do things, then I say...
DO IT YOUR DAMNED SELVES!!!!!!!
Otherwise, shut the FUCK up!!!
France, Iran, Venezuela, Korea, and everyone else out there that hides behind the UN flag, you can all kiss our collective BLACK, YELLOW, BROWN, RED, WHITE, and BLUE ASSES!!!!!!!
Have a nice day!

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